More from Sir Edward Clarke

Some more from Sir Edward Clarke's Diary, written during the cross examination of Oscar Wilde by Mr. Carson.

Dear Diary,

Yesterday Carson offered me 200 pounds for my halter vest. I politely declined the offer. Obviously, Carson doesn't have the bust to carry it off quite like I do.

Also a photo has recently surfaced of Carson....it seems to have been taken during his school days, in the shameful den of his frat house. The photo features Carson, butt naked, wearing a litigator's tie and only the Holy Bible. Yes, that's right. Wearing the Bible, up in front of you-know-where. I can't give him my vest after seeing that picture.Who knows where he'd wear it...simply won't do.

-S.E.C

Carson's infamous photo.

Dear Diary,

Oscar seems to have willingly given money, clothes, and silver cigarette cases to many boyz...I'd love a silver cigarette case from Oscar. It would be a lovely memento of our time spent together at court. I mean, sure I don't smoke, but I'd still love to have one from him. Maybe when this is all over, I'll get a GOLD cigarette case!

Love alwayz,

S.E.C